my teacher once wore nappies
my teacher used to crawl
my teacher used to cry all night
my teacher used to bowl

my teacher jibber jabbered
my teacher ran upsairs
my teacher wrote in squiggles
my teacher stood on chairs.

my teacher was once naughty
my teacher was so rude
my teacher used a bad word
my teacher spillt his food.

my teacher lost his homework
my teacher took so long
my teacher got a detention
my teacher did things wrong.

my teacher's all grown-up now
my teacher carnt recall
my teacher thinks hes different now
my teacher is not all.

My dad is mad,
and sometimes hes really sad.
he thinks he has nice hair,
but from the back he looks like tony blaire.
My dad is so nasty,
he wont even give my a bit of his cornish pasty!
His terrible feet really smell,
but he warns me not to tell.
He rests his beer on his belly,
while he sits back and watches telly!
When he has been to the loo,
i go in after and it stinks of poo!
My dad thinks he is really cool,
but when he is hyper he begins to drool!
But overall i love my dad!
Even if he is slightly mad!

By bryonie Brignall

My dad is very mad,
but sometimes he is sad.
He thinks he has nice hair,
but from the back he looks like tony blair.
He rests his beer on his belly.
while he sits back and watches telly.
His terrible feet really smell,
but he warns me not to tell.
When he has been to the loo,
i go in and it stinks of poo!
My dad thinks he is really cool,
but when he gets hyper he starts to drooll!!
Baisically i love my dad,
even if he is slightly mad.

by bryonie brignall!
(the best poem in the world!!)

GEORGE AND THE DRAGON

THE DRAGON ROSE OUT OF THE SEA
HIS SHING BODY THE SIZE OF A TREE
BREATH FIRE UPON THE SHORE
FOR DINNER HE WANTS MORE

HERE IS GEORGE TO SAVE THE DAY
WITHDRAWS HIS SWORD READY TO SLAY
HERE IS THE DRAGON BIG AND GREY
GEORGE IS NOT THE PREDETOR BUT THE PREY

GEORGE STABBED THE DRAGON IN THE HEART
THE DRAGON HAD NO CHANCE FORM THE START
HE HAD FREED THE PRINCCESS AND THE TOWN
THE VILLAGES FROWN TURNED UPSIDE DOWN

STARWARS

The Jedi are here
On the final frontier
Facing the sith lords again There is going to be many Jedi slain

The Jedi started to charge
At the sith lords army which was large
Yoda killed plenty
Roughly about twenty

The sith swung light sobers and shot
They had the Jedi in a weak spot

Vinilla icecream is as cold as ice
And it is very nice
It vanished of my cone
It is very well know

I licked the lovely lime
You will want it all the time
Lime icecream is extra cold
In the roman times it would be worth gold

The summer staraberry is soft and nice
It has a very good reasonable price
Do you want a bit?... to late
It is GREAT

There is one left which is brown
Dosent take top long to go down
You will want it on a summers day
You can buy it on filey bay